This Is Me

Friday, November 02, 2007

The Van Gogh Code

mysterious, adventurous music *dum dum dum dum dum dum dum*

[movie screen shows exotic locations, attractive woman and man looking sexy and adventurous in exotic locations. ]

Deep masculine voice queries:

"What did the cut off ear in Van Gogh's self-portrait really mean?"

"What was Van Gogh trying to tell us in his famous self-portrait?"

"Was Van Gogh part of an ancient conspiracy that began early in human history until it finally centered around the person of Alexander the Great?"

"A sect so ancient that its roots show masochistic tendencies"

"Was it that history was been mutilated and important parts of it cut out while other parts of it were added?"

"What if you found out that Alexander the Great NEVER REALLY EXISTED and that all the cities named after him were part of a vast conspiracy that has spanned centuries and continents?"

Put it a romance with a dash of sex, trashing of some famous religous and/or historical data while claiming it's all true, cheesy lines, and no character development and voila(!) I've go myself a best seller.

Thought it up myself, aren't I clever? ;-)