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Thursday, May 29, 2008

My Theory of Marriages (facetious)

1. Love - I believe your first marriage should be for love. After all, if you are just going to have one go at it, best that it is full of love and respect. Life is too short not to have the experience of a loving, committed marriage in it. However, if your spouse dies you know you will not be able to find quite the love you had, but still companionship is important so your second marriage should be for...

2. Money - Pick someone older. MUCH older. they will be more mature and therefore your life will be more peaceful, plus there will be the added bonus of getting all their money when they pass on leading to the third marriage which is, of course, with a...

3. Boy Toy - This one is MUCH younger. 'nuff said.



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