This is an ACTUAL conversation from my small group!
Guy # 1: ...and legalism is horrible! Sooner or later you end up like the non-demoninational Baptist school I went to, where girls were told they shouldn't wear pants, because pants have pockets and pockets make boys think of sex.
Group: WHAT!??!?!
Guy #2: Well, NOW I will!!!
Group: *random chattering about this*
Guy #2: (in a deep Yoda-like voice) mmmm cargo pants!
Group: WHAT!??!?!
Guy #2: Well, NOW I will!!!
Group: *random chattering about this*
Guy #2: (in a deep Yoda-like voice) mmmm cargo pants!
posted by Xana Ender @ 2:00 PM
8 Comments:
At 3:15 PM,
Anonymous said…
Guy 1 is my brother, right? That so sounds like my brother.
At 9:55 PM,
TeaLizzy said…
Yeeps! That is wrong on so many levels.
So what does it mean that my husband likes pants with lots of big, deep pockets? In which he likes to keep pens? Help, Freud is catching up with me!
At 9:51 AM,
Xana Ender said…
Rae: yup
TeaLizzy: I know!! I thought it was all very Freudian too! I'd hate to think what they'd do with some Freudian actual symbology! I bet they ALL have fixations and dreams about weapons poking things and bushes and walking down stairs!!!
At 1:30 AM,
Julie said…
Ahhhh! that sounds like a fun group dynamic though :-) hey, I'm about to sign up for a small group at my church and they have literally dozens of choices. I was thinking young women's small group, but I realized that's cause that's the only kind of bible study I've had. Maybe I should branch out. Would you recommend a co-ed small group?
At 2:59 PM,
Anonymous said…
Guy #1 was incorectly quoted.
At 3:02 PM,
Anonymous said…
Guy #1 incorrectly spelled incorrectly, althought it has occured to him that he may have incorrectly spelled in correctly again, for Guy #1 has terrible speeling skills. Although his bow-staff skills are steller.
At 4:25 PM,
Xana Ender said…
What did Guy #1 say then?
And if Guy #1 on my comments is Guy #1 in my story you are starting to sound suspiciously like a friend of mine from college. Scary.
At 4:29 PM,
Xana Ender said…
I GOT THE GIST DIDN'T I!?!??!
Bowstaff skills??!?!
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