Kitchen or Racetrack?

Danica Patrick just made history as the 2005 Indy 500 Rookie of the Year. She is the first woman to lead in that race. She didn't just to "good for a woman" she did amazingly good for a rookie. Formula One's chief Bernie Ecclestone's comment about Danica's Indy 500 finish was, "She did a good job, didn't she? Super. Didn't think she'd be able to make it like that. You know, I've got one of these wonderful ideas that women should be all dressed in white like all the other domestic appliances."

And brides?

ALL THE OTHER DOMESTIC APPLIANCES?!?!?!?

Wow. He's not getting any anytime soon.

We're all going to be too busy washing dishes and cooking food and junk.