My college degree says I’m over-educated but it’s written in Latin, so no one but me can read it

During a conversation with my co-worker about how college does not actually teach you anything about what you do in the workplace after you graduate:

Me: All my college diploma [from Hillsdale] says is that I was indoctrinated by the Republican Party

Co-worker: It actually says that at the bottom, doesn’t it?

Me: Yeah, but it’s written in Greek